At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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