worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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