I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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