Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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