I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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