yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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