I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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