i don't like sucking hair
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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