You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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