dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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