Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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