i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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