Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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