Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
