She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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