so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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