Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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