y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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