Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
