You don't have asthma, your pregnant
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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