just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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