This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wear drunk well.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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