Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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