You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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