awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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