piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How external is "for external use only"?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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