He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
