will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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