did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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