This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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