love makes seman taste better
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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