apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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