I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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