I bet he comes in French.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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