The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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