i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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