I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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