3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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