i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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