Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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