is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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