Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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