Those balls look pretty dangerous.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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