carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you will always have a special place in my vag
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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