I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Enjoy the penises
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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