id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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