Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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