great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
