IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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