There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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