Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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